March 29, 2007

I am John Doe (or Jane, as in this case...)

I have been out of commission since last Friday with a rather robust strain of the "oh gods kill me now before I toss cookies again" flu. I blame the hubster. It's not really his fault, but since he was the first one that got really sick, and then passed it on to me... it's his fault. I don't care if it was probably me that carried it home from work and gave it to him... it's still his fault. But that's irrelevant now... well, at least for this post.

I am John Doe is a lovely little way to tell the asshat cryin' Imams trying to sue "John Doe" to go ahead and pucker up. Thank you Michelle!

Dear Muslim Terrorist Plotter/Planner/Funder/Enabler/Apologist,

You do not know me. But I am on the lookout for you. You are my enemy. And I am yours.

I am John Doe.

I am traveling on your plane. I am riding on your train. I am at your bus stop. I am on your street. I am in your subway car. I am on your lift.

I am your neighbor. I am your customer. I am your classmate. I am your boss.

I am John Doe.

I will never forget the example of the passengers of United Airlines Flight 93 who refused to sit back on 9/11 and let themselves be murdered in the name of Islam without a fight.

I will never forget the passengers and crew members who tackled al Qaeda shoe-bomber Richard Reid on American Airlines Flight 63 before he had a chance to blow up the plane over the Atlantic Ocean.

I will never forget the alertness of actor James Woods, who notified a stewardess that several Arab men sitting in his first-class cabin on an August 2001 flight were behaving strangely. The men turned out to be 9/11 hijackers on a test run.

I will act when homeland security officials ask me to “report suspicious activity.”

I will embrace my local police department’s admonition: “If you see something, say something.”

I am John Doe.

I will protest your Jew-hating, America-bashing “scholars.”

I will petition against your hate-mongering mosque leaders.

I will raise my voice against your subjugation of women and religious minorities.

I will challenge your attempts to indoctrinate my children in our schools.

I will combat your violent propaganda on the Internet.

I am John Doe.

I will support law enforcement initiatives to spy on your operatives, cut off your funding, and disrupt your murderous conspiracies.

I will oppose all attempts to undermine our borders and immigration laws.

I will resist the imposition of sharia principles and sharia law in my taxi cab, my restaurant, my community pool, the halls of Congress, our national monuments, the radio and television airwaves, and all public spaces.

I will not be censored in the name of tolerance.

I will not be cowed by your Beltway lobbying groups in moderate clothing. I will not cringe when you shriek about “profiling” or “Islamophobia.”

I will put my family’s safety above sensitivity. I will put my country above multiculturalism.

I will not submit to your will. I will not be intimidated.

I am John Doe.


Posted by Ethne at March 29, 2007 10:46 AM | TrackBack

I SO needed to read tell me, what do you think about Rosie O'Donnell vs Bill O'Reilly?

Posted by: Merm at April 2, 2007 01:06 PM

They are both idiots?
I think that Ms. O'Donnell has ruined any credibility that she may have had with the whole "US Government is behind 9/11" crap and I think O'Reilly is a blowhard. Honestly though, it really pisses me off when people spew all the crap about how our government was behind the events of 9/11 when they can’t even keep a secret about how we are monitoring terrorist activities. Seriously. And these are the people that are saying how stupid this administration is.. so the administration is the dumbest ever and yet managed to pull off the biggest terrorist attack on American soil – ever?
I have my problems with the current administration but undermining the loss and heartache felt by the American public by accusing them of this heinous act is just irredeemable. Should she be fired? Probably not since there is the whole “Freedom of speech” issue, but she should be publicly mocked for her idiocy. That seems to be the point that O’Reilly is missing – that she has a right to speak her mind no matter how stupid the words coming out her pie hole are.

Posted by: ethne at April 3, 2007 10:41 AM

PS: Good to see you again! Hope things are well for you and the family.

Posted by: ethne at April 3, 2007 10:42 AM

Same ol' same ol' as far as the MermFam...yeah, I'd love for Rosie & Bill to duke it out, once and for all, but I'd be worried she'd beat him, and then everyone would think she was right. Both are totally abusing their 'power'..

Posted by: Merm at April 5, 2007 12:07 PM

It would be a cage match worth watching though... LOL!!!

Posted by: ethne at April 5, 2007 04:21 PM

I really needed to see this post. I'm right there with you -- 100%!

Hiya, hon! Hope everything's going well? I'm sorry it's been so long since I wrote -- long story.


Posted by: Linda at April 26, 2007 01:46 PM