August 30, 2007

Seriously, too stupid to breed

And yet they do...

Flushing it all away

Really, how in bloody hell do you (at age 20) NOT KNOW YOU ARE PREGNANT when you haven't had a period in 8 freakin' months? And then the idiot, figuring it out after giving birth in Mc Donalds bathroom, tries to flush said baby down the freakin' toilet!

Oh, that's really using your brain.

Sterilize!!!!!!

Posted by Ethne at 03:41 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack

A test, I tell you!

Let your 5 year old drive!

Seriously, they should take those kids away and throw that loser jackass in jail - and sterilize her. Seriously lady, if you want to kill yourself, fine - don't take the kids with you. "she used Percocet and took 86 sleeping pills in the prior two days" and followed it up with a few cocktails... lovely. The fact that she is still alive astounds me.

What is with all these stupid mothers trying to kill or killing their children lately? Is it the new vogue white trash thing to do? I remember when it was shocking that Susan Smith sank her car with the kids in it - but apparently that was so yesterday. Now it's bathtubs and toilets and having them drive.

I'm beginning to think that we shouldn't survive as a species...

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August 28, 2007

How Punny

I have been neglecting this place of late, and I have no excuse other than the usual tired and lazy stuff. But for the sake of entertaining the three people that check on a weekly (or possibly bi-monthly basis) - here is some really bad entertainment for you:

My Resume
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it
... mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

I may have posted this before... I can't remember. But I was avoiding work by clearing out old doc files on my work PC, and came across this... whatever. I figured I would share the wealth...

Posted by Ethne at 09:51 AM | Comments (2) | TrackBack

August 22, 2007

Imagine that

Using buses to possibly evacuate for a hurricane...

now why didn't anyone else think of that?

Follow the Yellow Bus Road

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