Pole Dancing In The Dark

The Wah Awards, Part Deux

From IMDB:

And now for our latest winner (whiner) of the Wah Awards - none other than old Han Solo himself (and to think I used to have crush on you - I feel so dirty now) - Harrison Ford!

Harrison Ford hates the internet, because it means anyone can spread malicious gossip about him. The actor, who plays a computer-security specialist in his latest film Firewall, sees a need to censor his words to avoid being misrepresented online. He says, "The worst thing about the internet is that anything and everything is up for grabs. How can that be, when I limit my public conversations to about once every couple of years? Any kind of rubbish goes on the internet and it can have a f**king life of its own."

Dude, seriously, you were having the same issues back when there was no internet – just tabloids. And there were those of us who didn’t mind that you robbed the cradle for the walking stick figure. There were those of us that didn’t care that you “acted” your way into becoming the “Carpenter of the Stars” and of course, there were those of us that didn’t care that you really couldn’t act – unless of course all your roles were just variations on the Han Solo theme (and don’t even get me started on What Lies Beneath.)

But… thanks to the internet, I found out how you took an Academy Award to the coward Roman Polanski because he refuses to come back to the states to serve his time for being convicted of being a child rapist. So, you think it’s ok for a child rapist to not only escape serving a prison term (and he could of appealed) but to be the presenter or the freakin’ award? Dude, the girl was only 13!!

So you are upset that we talk smack about you on the internet… Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Now quit your crying, ya big baby.

I am really beginning to hate Hollyweird and CeleBRATies.

Posted by Ethne at March 31, 2006 11:02 AM | TrackBack