A little something hubster sent me today:
President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle
plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Mr. Bush doubts France's
ability to hold out since they are facing an apparent overwhelming force of
up to 400 pissed off teenagers. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any
indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be
necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general
admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing
under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having
a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out
for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few Women Marines to
do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as
possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure
the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they
stand out, the better."
After all the crap the fou-fou have been dishin' in the American direction - here's a little right back at ya.
Update: His Rottieness seems to also be taking some glee in France's misfortune... but he makes a very valid point. Gee, how does it feel to be compared to America's largest natural disaster or even Baghdad? How does it feel to have the world judge you for your pathetic lack of inaction of what is going on in your own borders? Finally, where are all the bleeding heart Hollyweird liberals decrying the lack of aptitude for your government to take action on this? Hmmm? I suppose it’s ok to set a handicapped woman on fire if you are rioting in Paris… must be fashionable this year…
sorry, just feeling a little bitter...
Posted by Ethne at November 8, 2005 12:34 PM | TrackBackThe French had planned to surrender earlier in the week until they remembered that the building which burned down earlier this summer had all of their white flags destroyed.
Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: TF Stern at November 9, 2005 10:41 PM"He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out
for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few Women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave."
Oh god, too funny! I'm only glad that I put down my coffee before reading this. :)
Posted by: at November 10, 2005 12:03 PM