You (the brainchildren of M&M Mars) are officially on my shit list. What you have done to me is beyond all depths of evil. I hate you all. You are evil and you should have to pay for your eeeeeeeevvvviiiilllllllllll crimes against me and the rest of chocolate eating humanity for the wrongs that have been done upon us all. You forced me to choose, light or dark. I chose dark and ever since I have been under the perilous spell of the dark side of the force…
And then suddenly… you took away all meaning to my life by carelessly ending your evil Star Warian promotion and all my chocolate dreams have been dashed against the rocks of reality. Oh, the humanity! Oh, the dark side goodness never to be passed through these lips again. I miss you all ready, my lovely, my beautiful… my prrreeeessssssioussss…
I hate you M&M / Mars… You will pay… oh yes, you will pay… (preferably with some nice tasty dark chocolate peanut M&M’s)
MMMMWWWAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHAAA!!!!
Also, in other bad news today, it may just be possible that Carnivale has officially been cancelled.
I really hate Mondays.
Hershey's Special Dark is your friend.
Posted by: Trench at May 9, 2005 10:17 PMBastaaaards!!!!!!
I didn't even get to try them!
And I love dark chocolate.
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Posted by: Linda at May 9, 2005 11:19 PMEthne, I like all kings of M&M's, but my favorite candy is Hershey's chocolate bars with almonds. TF likes The dark Chocolate Hershey bars. Lucy
Posted by: Lucy Stern at May 10, 2005 04:31 PMI love M&M's but I never thought it through that far...
I always used to get irritated at Sweet Tarts Easter Packages and how short lived they were...
Posted by: Roseville Conservative at May 10, 2005 11:53 PM